Nate Skaar

1x CHAMP, 3x All-American with a top score of 146. A founding participant of the league and Ironman . Nearly missed the draft in Omaha, but thanks to a cab driver willing to break the law, the draft was saved. Little is known of his whereabouts most of the time. He is an elusive character with an uncanny knack for creating something out of nothing at all. Enjoys jazz. Hobbies include towel polo, mindreading, and origami. A member of the inaugural Hall of Fame class. Skaar enjoys not taking advice from others, and swearing a lot.

Heath Grimm

5x All-American with a top score of 147.5. A founding participant of the league and Ironman. While among his skills is a notable sideroll, it is his footsweeping ability that can put a man in the hospital. Grimm, like Skaar, is a member of the inaugural Hall of Fame class and has proven himself in all prongs of what it means to be a true Hall of Famer. Once tied for second place in a downhill shoe sliding contest against Eric Palmer heading to the Wig and Pen. Both participants in said event were severely concussed after they both were forced to double medical forfeit. The true winners were the spectators that day.

Chad Becker

1x CHAMP, 2x All-American with a top score of 145. Ironically, the only St. Patrick’s CHAMP to win a title without an individual champion on his roster, yet immensely dislikes the Gophers. Travels the wrestling wastelands of Texas and Georgia, spending hours following the world’s oldest and greatest sport on the internet (along with other online treasures, if you know what I mean). Enjoys Tabasco on eggs. Although counter-intelligence is not listed among his hobbies, there are many that wonder why. Don’t let his boyish/girlish demeanor fool you, Becker is a force to be reckoned with.